*another thing the frosts my ass, when my fiance txts me at work and i dont immediately respond apparently either i've died or i'm cheating on her. even though she knows for a fact i'm AT FUCKING WORK!
3/26/2013 9:09 AM
*I don't think I'm one of those women that complain alot but if I am I wish hubby would tell me so I can kick my own ass!
*i HATE it when she sends me to the store and ten min later i get a phone call sayin what are you doing? Woman the store is fifteen min away
*she bitches that i should dress better i guess shorts & a tshirt after i work isnt good enough to sit around in
*omg the hair! I hate it when I go take a shower after the wifes bath and it looks like a wookie went bald in there. Clean it up nasty!
*I hate that if our son is misbehaving he's mine but anytime else it's "her son"
*Telling me I should lose weight, when she weighs more then me. Onk onk, she is twice the women I married, literally.
*I work 10hr a day my wife works 4 hrs a day 4 days a week and tells me i dont kNow what she gos thru but i help clean the house and take care of the cars
*hands down greatest. I get home 5 minutes before her and it's well why didn't you do anything around here
*it doesn't matter even if I took the picture, if its posted on social media and I don't like or comment and I'm an asshole!
*everytime i drive she says why are you taking this route. Everytime!
*she bitches at me for not cleaning every single little hair out of the bathroom sink from shaving then when I get in there she has brushed out all h
*I work two jobs gone for 15hrs a day wife works 8 hrs a day and has the nerve to say she is tired
*I get treated like shit when I'm sick. I could b sick puking and she says well I was really looking forward to going out tonight.
*why do u have 2 remind us of all the things u do 4 us
*be watching something she walks in and.just changes the channel cause she doesn't like what I am watching
*why am I always being told to man up and do things like mow the grass or change the oil in the car but I can't tell her to woman up and make dinner. Joe
*since you guys are complaining so much about us women! Just remember who does your laundry, cooks you food and hands you a beer when you have had a rough
*I work all week long driving truck come home to I never go any where well get off your rump and go get a JOB
*I hate it when I'm watching a ball game on the tv and my wife comes in and sits on the couch. Lets out a big sigh and says how much longer is this going to take. Especially since I work and she stays home. Its my time not urs
*the wife asks me to fix something and thru the entire process of fixing it shes telling me how I'm doing it wrong
*I hate it when I get up from the couch and she asks me where am I going and what am I doin, literally every time I move! !
*2 empty beer bottles on the coffe table and I'm a pig but 19 bottles of various shampoos lotions and othrt beauty products on the bathroom sink is fine.Joe
*The bear I hate it when she bitches about me listening to the bear when she's with me. I'm sorry but 2 chains is nothing compared to the bear
*My wife hates when I try to help with the laundry but all she does is pile the clean clothes in baskets but says she is doing it on her own time .
*I love it when my wife calls me AT WORK and the first thing she asks in that acusatory tone is "what are you doing?". I'M WORKING
*hates that i text your show more then her during work
*her failure to comprehend simple logic makes my eye twitch
*we can have Pinterest if you guys can keep you jab on your junk all day! And the going to the garage to clean bullshit. I can clean the entire house
*In the middle of cuddling while watching a movie. She farts. I call it Cuddle Farts.
*Holy crap! Im a woman and After listening to the show I just realized I'm the guy in my relationship!!
*I paint my nails and then make my husband open jars and do all sorts of stuff around the house until theyre dry.
*I just text my wife to turn on the bear
*i hate when my gf texts me and i dont text back cuz im busy then she texts if i am busy
*I get a txt and immeadiately my hubby says oh is that your boyfriend!!
*this show makes me realize that my marriage may not suck, all women appear to be the same kind of crazy.
*laughing during a argument. Wrong thing to do.
*a womens work is never done because a women spends hours cleaning and gets nothing done because she just keeps moving thing ls from one room to another and back and then gets side tracked on trivial crap.
*amen!!!! Every freakin time my phone goes off!!! Its also my alarm clock!!! Leave me alone!!!!!
*i tell her i love her everyday but if i dont post it on facebook i aparently dont mean it
*The bear FUCK YEA!!!!!!
*preach it brother!
*I don't like being asked questions I'm not supposed to answer, like what do you think of my family/friends or my opinion of Grey's anatomy. Joe
*A FRIGGGGGEN MAN YOU TELLL IT ON THE MOUNTAIN.
*When she says I don't make enough money a week but I make more than she does weekly
*my girlfriend hates when she is nagging me consistently and I look for a sharp object to put myself out of my misery. She takes the knife, razor blade, ice pick away and I'm stuck.....yep stuck listening to her nag with NO escape!
*this show is just plain awesome, nobody talks about these things
*let's clean the house I spend an hour cleaning the house she spend an hour cleaning out a drawer
*asking for my opinion then ignoring it!
*my wife keeps bitching about all the time I spend I. The garage and all I can keep thinking is why r u in my damn garage woman
*so I can assume anyone whose said pintrest is awesome that person is gay
*I hate when my phone goes off and she immediately asks "who's texting you??"
*she reads the most recent facebook drama 2 me word 4 word! I dont care!!
*My wife always says I put ND football before her. Is it that hard to ask that I tailgate 6 weekends a year!
*Pinterest is the women's version of black ops BOTH a waste of time. lol
*tells me i cant do things because her ex did them and she doesnt want me to do anything he does. And its onNa guy stuff like drinkin a beer as soon as i come home
*when she says the phrase "a woman's work is never done "
*why is it when she asks me how my day was and I say fine she gets pissed bc I do t go I to detail
*when she tells me to pick one of the two choices then goes with the opposite one I went with. why does she even ask me
*The bear you guys need better wives
*when you go out and she doesn't but then you come home and the lights are off she is waiting in the chair...wtf man
*telling her she's right I'm wrong. I'm an instant smart ass.
*complains I don't spend enough time with her. I give her 8hrs a day not my fault she is sleeping...
*best show ever!!!
*the wife told me once she was organizing things whike I was at work....got home house a mess ....she told me she spent all day organizing her fucking pintrest
*When women say I'm not mad when they really are
*The Bear, she asks if I want to run an errand or something and I say, yeah I can do that. Which is guy for I don't mind doing it. But she wants me to say "I want to do that"
*my wife hates fantasy sports especially baseball
*pintrest should be called things I'll never make, or make believe etsy. Joe
*I hate when she texts asking what to pull out for dinner while I'm at work and if I say idk it's the end of the world.
*she asks if I want to run an errand or something and I say, yeah I can do that. Which is guy for I don't mind doing it. But she wants me to say "I want to do that"
*i hate that i have to b in charge of the money but she bitches when i spend a little
*Finally you guys play some good NiN for breakfast. Awesome
*the absolute worst is when she asks my opinion and i say "i dont care" somehow this translates to not caring about her. as if my lack of opinion on the drapes means i dont love her.
*I hate how after my 10 hour day, i just wanna hang out with my man. He instead wants to play xbox with his buddy, at least 4 days out of 5. So i come home to two monkeys playing "blackopts"
*My wife corrects my grammar, I just a Michigan hillbilly from Jackson. I hate that.
*i have the exact opposite problem when it comes to asking how her day was. she apparently never knows what to tell me so she just stares at me blankly.
*what gets me is that guys are a brotherhood, but gals seek to prosper by each others' misfortunes
*one word...pintrest! F'ing pintrest. Hours and hours of pintrest. Do somethi g productive for once In ur life and pick up a broom or something the house is always a mess. Ahhhhhh!
*tries making me feel guilty for going somewhere (fishing hunting golfing.....) instead of sitting on my ass at home and then bitches at me if I don't go
*I hate when my girlfriend tries to talk to me about her day during sex ...
*telling me I'm not allowed to do laundry then saying I don't help enough because I don't do laundry
*wife spends eight hours a day on the phone, doesnt answer when I call her
*hey Jason u ever play the golf course Spruce Ridge? (ed. note: way to stay on topic guy)
*my wife is a hypocrite tells me I can't smoke weed but when I come home early from work what's she doing smoking my weed.
*tell her you do what i want when i want where i want for ever long i want ! Dont like it theres the door "
*I work 10-12 hrs a day then come home and cook dinner then she complains about what I made 4 dinner. Irritates the f$%! Out of me!!
*I hate it when women don't swallow
*my girl snot rockets in the shower. Gross
*i hate when she calls me a bad father because she cheated and moved three states away to mourn her guilt wile getting preganant by another man
*I'm gonna have to delete my grievances from my phone after I'm done
*My girl has a problem with my wording of things. Example: Baby do you need help with that? Nope I'm good. She does not NEED my help with anything. Would she like it? Yes. Could she use it? Yes. Would she enjoy us working together on it? Yes. But she does not NEED help. Wtf
*telling you about their day and including the entirety of EVERY conversation on the way to the highlight.
*my wife seems think that we need 2 b on a 24/7 schedule sat? Sun? Wtf
* I work 12+ hours a day and get complained at that I'm lazy that pisses me off to no end
*When they bitch about not spending time with them, then when you do all they do is sit there read books or play on computer anyway. Now that pisses me off
*she complains that i stink when i come home from my factory job! Sorry i cant sit behind a desk and answer phones and facebook all day woman!!!!!!
*ok it pisses me off when hubby drinks so much that when we have sex he takes forever and can't finish!!
*I ALWAYS have to call everywhere. Call for a pizza, anything it doesnt matter. Like WTF women u dont know how to pick up a phone. Oh wait yes u do because u talk to ur dumb friends for hours on them ...
*I have a saying. I have been married so long, I don't even look both ways when I cross the street.
*My wife does the same exact thing by multiplying how many beers I have by a certain number especially when I'm out with my friends
*I hate it when my boyfriends wife nags!!
*when they catch you in the master basement while pleasing yourself with pictures of there girlfriends!!!!!
*my biggest gripe is that all women seem to live a life of perceived slights, everyone seems to be insulting or judging them in some way. Joe
*Lesbians are just as bad. I come home with a few beers in my system and i catch hell too.. don't feel bad boys
*you had 2 beers were gone for 2 hours so that equals very drunk in woman speak
*women spend years trying to change you then once they do they complain because your not the man they married
*bla blah blah put on your girly pants lol
*she cant stay still when we go to bed. She just keeps tossing and turning
*you see Hamlin broke his back (ed. note: Ya don't say?)
*You gotta use that reverse psycology thing next time she asks what you wanna do you say lets go out and do something then shell want to stay home
*My hubby works all the time! My biggest compliment is he never relaxes! I would love to sit on the couch and watch tv!!
*and of course arguing with that just makes it worse
*when she ask where you wanna go u say 123 not it!
*I hate it when the woman bitches about how I can just sit on the couch and think about absolutly nithing and she doesn't understand how anyone can do that and insists something is wrong. Leave me alone woman!
*DONT TELL ME MY BUISNESS WOMAN!!!!!!!
*facebook is the big one i took the girl shooting and she was on facebook the hole time